Showing posts with label snacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snacks. Show all posts

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Don't ask, Don't tell.

Like many parents, we freeze yogurt tubes and call them "pops".  Our oldest would eat them all day long and our youngest, would like to be like her big sister, but hasn't quite figured out what to do with them just yet.  She grins from ear to ear and then gives a confused look that I interpret as "Well, that was a whole lot of nothin'.  Now what do I do with it?"
Today Miss 4 finished hers and began taking bites from her sister's pop.  They alternated nicely back and forth and Little One began tentatively trying bites of the frozen yogurt.    There were grins and giggles and everything was going smoothly. 
Now Little One held the pop out to me.  "Bite?"  I would honestly almost rather put my own foot in my mouth than share ice something like ice-cream or a popsicle with a child, especially a child with a runny nose.  But in the spirit of reinforcing sharing and trying new things, I tentatively took the tiniest bite I could muster. 
Patting myself on the back for getting through it, I watched them walk away happily.  I was just far enough behind them to hear Miss 4 say "Now it's [dog]'s turn again."
AGAIN???    I think the lesson I learned today is that sharing, while a lofty principle, is not meant for food application in my household.
 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a boiling water, Listerine and/or bleach cocktail to address.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Independence

Apparently, the joy of toddler-hood is increasing independence.   

Our youngest, 18 months, has been a little slower to acquire words and phrases, but is making up for it now. 

Today, no fewer than four times I heard "Nuuuuu!" (NO!) accompanied by wrinkled forehead and pursed lips.  (Need a visual?  Picture a dainty, elderly, church-lady type discovering that she has dog excrement on her Sunday best shoes.  It's that face.) 

This face and utterance have been used for everything from "nuuuu juuuush" (which of course means "Non maman. Je veux du lait, pas de jus.") to "nuuuu pup" (which of course means "Silly mother.  Of course my pants are befouled, however I just do not wish to stop putting small pebbles in this knothole I have found.  Go away silly woman and do not bother me again."

Perhaps the most exciting discovery was that she can open the corner cabinet unit and retrieve her own snacks.  Initially I was delighted that her snack of choice was shredded wheat bites.  Iron fortified!  Full of wheatly goodness.  Full of....(crap!)....fiber. 

It's been an afternoon.  And now I have just one thing to say.   "Nuuuu pup!"  I've had enough.